
Just to explain the heading; I’ve always drilled this mantra into our three boys – “Don’t wake the bear”. It’s sufficiently vague to cover a multitude of the kind of scrapes teenage boys are likely to get themselves into – like mooning at the mayor of a German city during a school exchange visit or attempting to drive a borrowed JCB home from the pub one night. It’s not that they were that much of a crimewave, but clergy kids always have to go the extra mile to appear normal. Now they’re safely approaching middle age the bear can sleep on. As for me I was never much of an enthusiast for bear waking – except my friends might disagree and say that I just had a higher provocation threshold. Wherever the truth lies the fact is I’m wondering whether it might be time to poke the bear with a stick again.
Next season’s seed catalogues have yet to arrive, but even now as we start to clear the early crops away we’re thinking about the coming autumn sowings and beginning to worry about the adjustments we know we’re going to have to make. Heatwave and drought are the first cousins of fierce storms, gales and floods and so we don’t just need to be thinking about seed varieties, but also about infrastructure; water storage, windbreaks and drainage for instance. I can guarantee that two words that will feature in all the seed catalogues will be “drought resistance” . Seed merchants and growers are not quite as stupid as governments when it comes to forward planning and I’m fairly sure that there are trial grounds all over Europe (which is where we source most of our seeds) crossing varieties to see which paragons of drought worthiness can be sold at a premium to worried farmers and allotmenteers. I very much hope that they succeed, but we have to be realistic because 99% of the effort will be devoted to intensive market gardens and arable crops. So for the most part we allotmenteers are going to have to create the conditions that the traditional varieties can still thrive in – and that means paying attention to water storage, soil condition, wind and sun screening and mulching.
On the Potwell Inn allotment we can store up to 1750 litres of water at the moment and it’s hard to see where we could fit any more in without encroaching critically on our growing space. Let’s say that we’ve got around 100 square metres of crop growing space once you’ve taken out the pond, the compost bins and shed. Let’s also imagine that a period of drought might last a month, which would allow 1750 divided by 100 = 17.5, which is slightly less than two full watering cans per square meter for a whole month – which is barely enough for thirsty crops. Then you’d need some eye-watering storms to refill all the butts ready for the next dry spell – storms big enough to cause the underground stream beneath one corner of our plot to flood the roots of the apple trees. Last year I had to dig a drainage trench in order to let it escape. You can see from the numbers that even as abstemious as we are, we are still heavily dependent on the Council supplied water troughs. If those were disconnected during a prolonged drought then we, along with fellow allotmenteers, would lose most of our crops.
Tall crops are especially vulnerable to storms and so we need to construct windbreaks, and again typically a windbreak will protect the ground surface for up to about three times its height. Taller plants need taller windbreaks and so it goes on. Bed design needs to take all this into account. When, as we expect, winter weather becomes more unpredictable and extreme then we have to think about rapid response to snow, or frost or driving rain. Last season was especially mild at times which meant that our crop of purple sprouting came in several months earlier than expected, leaving a longer than usual hungry gap.
Our basic soil is a rich alluvial clay loam, prone to poaching in winter and drying out rock hard in drought summers and so soil modification also comes into the picture; compost, some silver sand and grit in the worst affected areas and deep drains within the paths between the beds all help to mitigate the problem. Sometimes it feels as if we’re battling against common sense by adding compost to aid water retention whilst adding grit to break up the clay. But we muddle through and although we grow vegetables there’s no doubt that we’re in for a rough ride as the climate catastrophe bites.
So is it time to wake the bear? As I look desperately for some sign that politicians are beginning to formulate a plan, my heart sinks when I discover over and over again that the plan always seems to seeking to take us back to the status quo ante – they way things were before the 2009 banking crisis; the way we used to live in complacent comfort while we destroyed the environment. It’s over fifty years since Rachel Carson wrote Silent Spring,
** for some reason the final paragraph of this post was lost in transmission and I’ll add it here as best as I can remember it because (I hope) it completes the thread.
….. and sixty since Vance Packard published “The Waste Makers” and “The hidden persuaders” – all of which three books, as we know to our cost, were a prescient look into the dystopian future we now inhabit. Today I was walking across Sainsbury’s car park in the blazing heat. There’s a 10 mph speed limit because pedestrians have no alternative but to cross the traffic lanes. As I made my way I was approached at speed by a large black Porsche SUV travelling at 20mph or more, an annoying breach of manners in my book, so I just carried on – forcing the driver to stop and wait for me. As I passed the front of the car I was hit by a blast of mercilessly hot air presumably emerging from the SUV air conditioning. I mention this because I’m wondering how many organic cabbages I need to grow in order to offset the amount of carbon and other pollutants being pumped into the atmosphere by one wealthy and selfish car owner. Or to put it another way, is it time now to wake the bear?





There are several ways of driving back from Llŷn but we’ve settled on the shortest by distance, the longest by time and the one that surpasses any other route for sheer beauty. Naturally the sensible way would be to drive across to the M5 and plough down the motorways, concentrating grimly on not being trapped in a long line of lorries attempting to overtake one another with a 0.1mph speed advantage. Not being sensible but loving mountains, the scenic route takes us through Snowdonia past Cadair Idris, through the Cambrian Mountains and the Brecon Beacons, finally entering Bath via the last remnants of the Cotswold Hills. Somehow the drive through the landscape effects a similar transition in the mind. Leaving and arriving need time if they’re not to jolt.
The weather last week was pretty stormy and in consequence we hunkered down to writing and drawing, sharing a table in companiable silence for hours at a time and punctuating our days with trips to the local Spar shop (8 miles away!) and further afield to visit galleries. We had a lovely time, but at the back of our minds we knew we’d left a load of very young plants in the heated propagators with only my Heath Robinson watering device to keep them going Outside on the allotment we were concerned about the broad beans in the high winds and all the seedlings in the greenhouse.
The Mark V watering device proved a complete failure. Every modification I had introduced had increased the level of complexity and the possibility of failure. What never even crossed my mind was that the string with the key tied to the end as a counterweight to keep the corks from turning turtle – bear with me here – would dry out and stick to the side of the repurposed kitchen waste bucket thereby suspending the business end of the apparatus in mid air over the reservoir. Happily the young plants were entirely indifferent to my care-plan and got on with getting bigger anyway. If there’s a lesson in that I’m determined to ignore it!
The allotment turned out to be in great heart – not only had all the seeds in the hotbed germinated, but the broad beans had survived the winds that had been so strong as to lift the (toughened) glass panels from the top of the coldframes and throw them several feet away. The beans are very securely netted and supported with string, so that must have saved them. Far from being damaged, a couple of the plants have come into flower which, we were inclined to think, wasn’t a great idea. The meteorologists might call this early spring but it’s not too late for a dose of severe cold. The hotbed is mooching along at a constant 15C: not as hot as I expected but plenty hot enough to germinate spring onions, radishes, lettuce and beetroot. It would have fed my pride if it had shot up to 65C, but then we’d have needed to wait so long for it to cool down we’d have lost all the early advantage.
As if to underscore the resilience of nature and the indomitable will of young plants to survive, the Sweet Cicily that survived my clumsy attempts to germinate them plus repeated slug attacks last spring, is beginning to romp away in its inauspicious corner next to the water butts. Eight seeds – one plant.