We’ve been watching the beards on these sweetcorn for a week now and this morning we harvested the first three cobs. They’re a supersweet variety and bred to succeed in the polytunnel and like so many home grown vegetables their flavour is so intense they quite different from the shop bought ones. Any allotmenteer will tell you that they are the badger’s favourite snack and we all go to great lengths to keep them out. Badgers have poor eyesight but a very fine sense of smell and if they find them they batter them to the ground and feast on the cobs. Of course sweetcorn and fodder maize grown by dairy farmers to feed their cattle are different varieties of exactly the same species, Zea mays, so just as badgers love our half a dozen plants they’ll relish a whole field of sweet treats and I’ve always suspected that the association between bovine tuberculosis and the badger is one of those home brewed problems in which you place the suspected disease vector (the badger) right next to fields of their favourite food and right next also to the cattle and then wonder how they got infected.
Whether it’s maize or sweet corn it’s a kind of grass which, like wheat and barley, has been bred over centuries into a plant that’s very unlike its original ancestor. In fact almost any cereal plant goes under the generic name “corn” which is an umbrella term that tells us nothing much about which species we’re thinking of. Like all cereal crops its greatest gift is its quality as a food and the fact that it can be stored for long periods. The maize silks are still used in herbal medicine – and it’s become a food staple of many human communities. Wheat, barley rye. rice and oats are still fundamental even to our western diets. We had our first taste today and they were as delicious as ever, smothered with butter and black pepper.
Meanwhile, on heatwave number five, we were watering the allotment yesterday morning when there was an almighty crashing sound on the building site opposite. There was a single cry of alarm and then that special silence which falls like snow as we all – allotmenteers and builders alike stood and waited fearfully . Next a car alarm was triggered and all we could see were the chains swinging gently beneath a tall tower crane. It seemed as if all work was stopped. But was anyone injured or even killed? we waited for ambulances or police to arrive but there was nothing and we turned back to watering after an unspoken prayer. Enquiring this morning it seems likely that no-one was hurt when the load, whatever it was, fell from the crane and that the site followed legal protocols in stopping all work until an inspection had taken place. It was the eerie silence that followed the crash which marked the moment more eloquently than any subsequent commentary.
And it was commentary that marked the second silence of the day and – in my view – absolutely ruined it. A near total eclipse is a big deal – I’ve seen two of them; the first as a child peering through an overexposed negative from our old Brownie 127 camera, and the second on a beach in Marloes, Pembrokeshire where a large group of us with our children were camping. I’ve no real memories of the first eclipse but the second was magnificent and very moving because although during the build-up we’d been picnicking on the beach and drinking wine from paper cups; as the darkness fell so we fell silent; each of us absorbed in the inexplicably powerful moment. Eclipse isn’t at all a spectacle to be consumed like a new episode of Star Wars; it’s a moment in which we can contemplate the universe and our place within it and yet, as we watched yesterday’s television news and the subsequent live coverage, the event was trivialised and buried alive by torrents of commentary by highly paid “personalities” who seemed to think we are so stupid we need to have the event explained to us. Nobody shut up long enough for the eclipse to speak for itself. It was mostly what Martin Heidegger (philosopher) characterised as “gerede” – idle gossip – and while we’re on a philosophical streak I may as well mention Ludwig Wittgenstein who also said famously “Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent”. Sadly, idle gossip is the lingua franca both of the media and the internet, whose commentators can never shut up for fear of losing clicks and I don’t exempt religious leaders from that criticism. We’d probably learn much more from these great natural events by taking ourselves apart from the crowds and contemplating them in silence.
And so to the type three silence this week. On Tuesday I was invited (as a founder member) to take part in a 50th anniversary podcast celebrating Spike Island – nowadays a much bigger creative community than the one that we, and a bunch of friends, founded in the old MacArthur warehouse on Bristol Docks. Originally three of us – the survivors – were all going to travel to record the piece in a Bristol studio but real life got in the way and we eventually decided on a zoom meeting uniting the Forest of Dean, Bath, the Quantock Hills and Bristol. I was surprisingly nervous about the whole thing – although I self opped on local radio and often used remote studios on network radio back in the day. But in spite of all the previous I’d never done a zoom call, and anxiously prepared my laptop for the occasion. Luckily I discovered before the event that my laptop camera wasn’t (may never have) worked and so I swapped over to Madame’s tablet but unfamiliar with the operating system couldn’t turn on the video. Eventually as the start time passed and went, I received an anguished call from one of the participants who said “we’re all waiting, where are you?”. So I propped up my phone in front of the impregnable tablet and the broken laptop and after a bit of even more anguished button pressing managed to connect to communion in both kinds. I have to say that once we’d got going it all went reasonably well and the producer even said thank you afterwards – perhaps she was just being kind. That signal failure completes my trilogy of silences this week. Reflecting on it; for all too many of us the world won’t end with a giant skip falling on our head, or the moon crashing into the sun but with the internet going down. Isn’t that a bit disappointing?
